A questionnaire

Q:What are you afraid of?
A:Fear itself.
Q:What would be the best and worst parts of being a big rig truck driver?
A:Best: gas station cappuccino.  Worst: ???
Q:What scientific explanation can you give for cell phones causing cancer?
A:Cell phones radiate and radiation can cause cancer.
Q:If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
A:No.
Q:What is your favorite book and why?
A:The Bible.  Because I love Jesus.
Q:What/who is your favorite song/album/artist?
A:U2 - Achtung Baby
Q:What is the nerdiest thing you do?
A:I like to make charts....of about almost anything
Q:What is your favorite Rock Band instrument?
A:Violin

Q:On a scale of 1-10 how cool is David the webmaster and why?
A:-1.  Because he's not cool at all....he's HOT!