A questionnaire

Q:What are you afraid of?
A: Attics and snakes.
Q:What is your favorite Bible Story?
A:Naaman healed of leprosy (2 Kings 5:1-14)
Q:What would be the best and worst parts of being a big rig truck driver?
A:Best, you are a big rig truck driver. Worst, you are a big rig truck driver.
Q:What scientific explanation can you give for cell phones causing cancer?
A:Soundwaves are being sent into your brain. I also believe that the fact that cell phones are able to check email constantly will eventually cause cancer as well. As well as wireless internet with CPUs. I know this doesn't sound too scientific, but... I just don't know the scientific words for this process. 
Q:If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
A:Only if I were starving. First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish... I'd be so delicious!
Q:What is your favorite book and why?
A:Goosebumps, because the cover was always so cool to touch!
Q:What/who is your favorite song/album/artist?
A:Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
Q:What is the nerdiest thing you do?
A:Text message
Q:What is your favorite Rock Band instrument?
A:Bass Guitar
Q:On a scale of 1-10 how cool is David the webmaster and why?
A:10, because of this survey.